Mad-Wafting

When your vagina is so intoxicating that the guy falls asleep before having sex.

He put his head in my lap and I started Mad-Wafting him and he started snoring loudly.

by Df1434 December 5, 2021

Mad Tough

When describing someone's physical trait as a good thing.

Someone who is attractive, that you would be interested in

Yo, that chick is mad tough! You saw her face and she got a banging body?! ~Frontline

Don't holla at her..she ain't mad tough son. She's mad weak... lost points with that forehead.

by Juana4ev November 7, 2005

Mad cuddling

It means to have sex. Replaces Netflix and chill. Sex for a couple who are trying to sound intimate.

"Madison and I were mad cuddling all night long."
"Damn man u guys love each other that much?"
"What can you say man, it is true."

by Jjsmithy October 10, 2016

Mad Passionate

A term used to describe a noun that has no fear, a lot of drive and knows what it means to be alive. If you're real, have substance, living for something and have drive you are allowed to use this term. If you're a lazy bitch with no substance or drive then you cannot.

Bobby: Did you see that bitch with the big hair humping the tree in waterplace park?

Dick: Yeah. She's mad passionate.

Bon Qui Qui: Grl, ma momma mad homemade mcdonalds and i washed that syt dwn wit kool laid ahahahaha! It was mad passionate

King Kong Quisha: Dayum Daddy!

by rtggftrh July 27, 2010

Mustache madness

When there's simply too much mustache to handle. If you can't handle the 'stache then get out of Missouri; the mustache capital.

The other week I was chilling in Missouri and I kissed my girlfriend and she complained about my mustache being sufficiently prickly. She claimed it was mustache madness! She was then escorted out of the state because she couldn't handle it.

by Ozzy Fosburn January 24, 2012

Mad Maxin

To chill at a maximum level.

"What's good, Mang? What are you up to"

"Ah nothin just over here Mad Maxin, Bro."

by KungFu Hearn May 23, 2016

jager madness

A temporary state of combined insanity and stupidity brought on by to many jagerbombs, or combining jager and tequilla. Basic motor skill are there but brain function is cut by 75%. Symptoms include trying to sleep with every woman around, thinking you are the authority on every subject known to man, and the inability to focus on a task for longer than two minutes. Most of the time also accompanied by an undeniable need to dance to realy bad music. You will not remember anything in this state the next day but be assured it will be well documented by your friends to make fun of you later.

guy1 "Dude you know you were in the middle of a fatty sanwich on the dance floor last night right. and I am pretty sure the girl you made out with was old enough to be your grandmother"

guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"

by sabue November 10, 2009