Works at Red lobster

oh sad ppl who can never let go of dirty old baggage and cry to manipulate people.

Greg works at red lobster messed up with his coworker because he couldn’t stop talking about his ex and cries every time his coworker tells him he doesn’t want to see him anymore

by Redlobatersadboy May 12, 2022

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Mom's lobster tail

Mom's fat cock. Huge massive shlong. Guinness world record holder for fattest cock.

Did you hear yao got to see mom's lobster tail? he said that shit was humungous

by dndndnlol June 30, 2021

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Louisville Lobster Boil

The congregation of more than 6 obese naked women in a hot tub. Not to be confused with a Charleston Clam bake, which includes 3-6 of said women.

I thought my vacation was already bad enough after seeing that Charleston Clam Bake, until I walked in on a Louisville Lobster Boil. Shit smelled awful. I threw up in my mouth.

by Khimp April 17, 2020

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lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022

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Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.

Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?

Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.

Doug: its never gay bro, chill

Joe: You right...

by J0HNNY0 September 8, 2016

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Canadian Lobster Tail

When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.

The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch

by PocketMunchies February 28, 2011

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