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Laura

The most mean and heartless lover. Never thinks about anyone else and would choose boiled peanuts over your life. Can never be trusted to come on time and start every argument in your life.
by JeffScott February 10, 2023
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Laura

Everybody Lobes her she ist sexy good at Kissing good at everything. She ist creative and very Kind. She Lobes to draw listen to Music and she is very clever she also is very good at School every Time she ist the best Person all Ober the world Noone can Beamte her she ist Number 1 in the world netter than everyone. Love her and treat her like she treat you because she is inteligent and has so much wisdom the perfect person
Laura is a good person
by Jdoqbfu01 December 26, 2016
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wrong laura

A punch in the kisser
Wow, that wrong laura looked like it hurt.
by TotallyNotAGiraffe March 28, 2018
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Laura

The worst girl ever met. The bad bitch and will beat your ass up no matter what it takes. If you have her as a friend or girlfriend dump her fucking ass. She's the worst bitch ever.

Have I mentioned? She's also the dumbest, slowest girl you will ever meet and will talk behind your back
"I heard that's Laura."
"Yeah better back away from her or she might hurt us."
"She's the worst girl ever."
by chloeee100609 November 26, 2022
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Laura

Me, who has green hair, and is kinda cool I think
Laura is cool, her green hair especially
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Laura Sommer

Movie Star from the 1620s. Dope as fuck. Boss ass bitch bitch bitch.

Shes mad cool and quirky, fun to hang around with. Catch phrase is rockin'- way ahead of her time. Her photos still shine on walls of hospitals. She has wicked style and a phat ass. Dope hair and nice smile. Sweet as fuq. Do not fuq with her shes too dope. Love that nigga. Serious movie star swag swag pop it
John 1: Fuck sucks ur not a laura sommer

Fat best friend: i know shes perf

DEAN of school: every1 shud be laura i'd turn dat ass inside out if it was the 1600s
by RockinRollinChix09 September 10, 2013
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Laura

Laura is the biggest gobshite you will ever meet, she never knows when to call it a day and can drink like nobody you have met before. She can usually be found with a white powder ring round her nose and speaking in her own language. She lives for the sesh but is a great friend even if she is a crackhead. Would always share her bag with you and lend a shoulder to cry on.
I’m gonna get absolutely Laura’s tonight
by Sgsisnshsj November 22, 2021
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