He is most likely headed straight to the my 600 pound life show unless something changes. He will take you food and take everything you have if you are not careful. he resembles and elephant or a sumo wrestler
by landonthekoolkat September 9, 2019
Get the landon lesliemug. Also. To have committed a Royce Landon is to have taken a bag of unpopped popcorn and inserted into a gerbil. After insertion, you must place gerbil into microwave. After all kernels have popped (you will know after the kernels only pop every 3 seconds), you must take gerbil out of microwave. Let gerbil remains cool as well as popcorn (note: preferred popcorn is Orville Redenbacher extra butter). After cooling, find unsuspecting girl at seedy bar. Ask her out for popcorn. When given the affirmative, throw bag of gerbil laced popcorn at her and say, "You've been Royce Landoned!!!!!, you are covered in gerbil popcorn, nobody wants you now except me, lets go do it." If subject says no (unlikely), go straight to pet store, buy gerbil and use another of the Orville Redenbacher extra butter packs(3 per box). Repeat above task. Enjoy!
by Landon.Royce.edu February 20, 2009
Get the royce landonmug. by Urbandictionary man January 17, 2024
Get the Landon savinomug. Landon is the perfect guy! Other than his loyalty he has an amazing personality. He can always make you smile no matter what mood your in. he will always have is friends back NO MATTER WHAT. Landon loves to hang out with his friends anytime and he is always the wild one in the group, but he is also the mom of the group! SOMETIMES he can make mistakes, but he always finds a way to make up for it ALWAYS! Landon has a lot of friends, he isn't noticed regularly at school, but he would get noticed ion people got to know him. Landon is devoted to sports, but little do people know he's good at sports like basketball and football.
by kayxzy April 7, 2020
Get the Landonmug. Landon is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, he has eyes that are a gorgeous grayish blue, he has good humor, always uses your mom and gay joke in defense towards and insult. He’s a bit weird but he can’t help it. He definitely owns a lightsaber or a nerf gun (choose ur poison) he use to be emo now he’s chill.
by Pabloesco994 March 29, 2022
Get the Landonmug. by _its_lemon_ March 2, 2022
Get the Landonmug. A fat scum sucking piece of shit who really needs to hit the gym. He always smells like cheese and pickles.. and the rat bastard owes me a juul pod. I hope he gets hit by a van full of Mexicans and they get out and turn him into a burrito.
by Anolastronaut February 1, 2020
Get the Landonmug.