Karen

A woman between 40 and 80, she goes to church and is still working out how to use emojis. She takes her selfies with her arm way too high.

Dude, what a Karen.

by Boogy woogy November 12, 2019

Karen

The name of a woman who has a short brown bob haircut, wears ugly sunglasses, too much ugly jewelry, is on the pta, and will often ask for a manager for no reason. She is also probably a soccer mom

"LMAO you look like a Karen"
"My mom made me get this haircut ok!"

by https.lynxx November 14, 2019

Karen

44. Mother of three. Blonde. Owns a volvo. Annoying as hell. wears acrylics 24/7. Currently at your workplace speaking to your manager.

Watch out for fkn Karen. MID AGED WHITE WOMEN WITH BOB CUTS ARE NOT TO BE SPOKEN TO IN ANY SORT OF TONE.

by 0 IQ Jayyson November 15, 2019

Karen

Karen is a Mexican who is a backstabbing bitch who is a fake and jealous cocky prick....tries every way possible to ruin your life and turn it into living hell. She would try stealing your man on the way too! Oh and don’t forget she acts like if she don’t know Spanish just to try and act white

Justin: did you see Karen trying to fight Kim?

John: yeah...I heard she was a pussy too

by histupidhoe_ February 22, 2019

Karen

Karen is, a single mother who enjoys dating men, marrying them and taking the kids she is also antivaxx.

John: Karen don’t take the kids!
Karen: It’s this or the v-bucks ni🅱️🅱️a

by XxKarenTookTheKidsxX24 February 27, 2019

Karen

Karen is a mom name. Most Karens magically appear around the age of 25 to 40 and on immediate release from the Karen birth lab, are wearing a blouse, mom jeans and are demanding to speak to the manager. Their best friends, called Susans have similar birthings, but are from the Susan birth lab. Both the Karen and Susan labs are created by Birtha, the oldest person alive.

Person: oh my god have you seen Karen?

Person 2: yeah she was wearing mom jeans and started yelling about the manager or something.

by no but I got cheese whiz February 27, 2019

Karen

You guessed it, the soccer mom. Karen is typically seen taking her son Timothy to baseball practice, making a wedding board on Pinterest and asking “where’s the manager?!”

Store employee: Oh no there’s another Karen...

Karen: Where’s the manager!?

by UwUdick March 5, 2019