Joey

Joey is a total creep. Absolute furry fox. He is a scary pedophile watching from the corner like dracula but WITH SUNGLASSES. If you ever spot a Joey (especially wearing sunglasses indoors) run for your life. !!!!!

OH NO ITS JOEY.. RUN

by t.la26 August 27, 2022

Joey

A creepy creeper. Joey can effectively make all his female peers uncomfy and continue to think everyone loves him. Enjoys lurking around corners with sunglasses on. Also EXTREMELY sensitive and cries A LOT. If you know a Joey, please beware of these strange guys.

"Bro, Joey's here! Don't make eye contact!"

"Does Joey seem like he could be a furrry? I think so."

by Xx_dumbbitchass_xX August 27, 2022

Joey

Joey is the best boyfriend i could have ever asked for. I love him so much and one day i will marry him <3

Girl: whos thats?

Me (his gf): Thats joey hes my baby<3
Girl: yeah hes super hot
me: die.

by Pokourio September 2, 2022

Joey

The best person to ever exist.

Joey is the goat.

by pappi4308350257345874 September 12, 2022

Joey

If you're name is Joey, chances are you are an amazing guitar player and get all the bitches. You are really cool and sexy mf pimp. Also you are a baby kangaroo.

Do you know the guitar player Joey?
I have a crush on Joey.

by Don Jose Bud September 14, 2022

Joey

A Joey is a person who is never perfect but tries their best at everything. A Joey is hurt easily and also easily gets over being hurt. He has extreme highs and lows. He likes alt-rock and punk-rock, believing that any other rock bands are not true rock. He believes this because alt-rock and punk-rock have emotion. Usually after about 13 years of life, a Joey will start being more optimistic about his life and find a new array of different hobbies. Joey wants to be an author, screenwriter, and rock star when he grows up. If none of those jobs work out, he'll move in with his parents. He wants to go to community college to possibly get a bachelor's degree. He tries his best to be kind, although he isn't all the time. A Joey will feel like an outsider for the first 1/8 of his life, but he will soon learn that there is more to life than moping around and being sad. He will make the decision to break free from the chains of life and become himself.

Girl 1: Joey is so weird.
Girl 2: Not really.

by J.T. Summit September 15, 2022

Joey

Joey is a hot funny kind smart person

Bully:You see that kid over there

Cool kid:Yeah thats joey everybody had a crush on him

Random girl: omg joey is so hott

Random girl2: ikr like date me already

by Joeylover2 October 8, 2022