jan

super smart super talented woman who loves ass and geography. shes a really good friend and is the perfect person to have fun with unless shes drunk on peach tea

friend 1: how was your day?
friend 2: oh i had a great time with jan today

friend 1: omg!! yall were together? damn it mustve been so fun i wish i coukd be you and play with jan as well
friend 2: lmao

by phoelix November 20, 2021

jan Dayman

A very hot, nice guy from the 1920s. He is being held captive by an evil doctor. He also has a very visually pleasing dumpy. 🔧🔧🔧🏳️ 🌈

Lizard man 1: Why the fuck is that guy sexily bending over to pick up a wrench?
Lizard man 2: because he's Jan Dayman. It's normal for him.

by Imaspecialkindawhiteguyy November 22, 2021

Jan-Peer

Jan-Peer is an Aperol-Boy. He has eyes and is loyal. He is the kind of friend who will pick you up from the airport. Jan-Peer will break into your house do deliver important things.

Jan-Peer will very likely live at your parents house at some point during your friendship. He might replace you when it comes to your relationship with your family.

“Have you seen Jan-Peer?”
“Yes he’s ordering Pizza and watching a movie with my mom.”

by FutureBadGodparent November 22, 2021

Jan

It’s called English motherfucker learn it

What day is it. It’s Jan 2

by Slut-shaming👌🏿K.a.l November 21, 2019

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

Jan 5th

National slap your boyfriend day

Day where you slap your boyfriend (not too hard though) on Jan 5th

by Phelawlz December 26, 2021

Jan Dayman

A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.

Lizard Man 1: Yo what’s that smell?

Lizard Man 2: Oh that’s just Jan Dayman, don’t worry about him.

by Venus_Fox July 13, 2022