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everyone knows a jacob and everyone knows that they are gordo and feo. they are literally the most annoying people on the planet and make you lose your marbles. eliminate any jacobs
“Ah shiii it’s jacob someone call a priest
Jacob by ahafkfieurf March 1, 2020
A Jacob is usually a fuckboy. Is a loyal and great friend...to guys. A Jacob has no way of behaving around girls, and tends to act inappropriately. He will go through girl after girl, after girl. He only stays with a girl no longer than a few weeks though, and he DOES NOT do serious relationships. Jacobs tend to be devilishly handsome, but watch out; thats exactly what lures a girl in. A Jacob will usually have terrible self esteem, and the moment their fragile ego is bruised they will lash out. They spread rumors and gossip like a wildfire, so never tell a Jacob a secret. A Jacob can have a heart of gold, but their need to always be cool tends to ruin that. They'll do anything to be accepted, to feel cool and adored, but they have a lack of work ethic. Jacobs tend to be more social, and will forgo studying or working hard to just talk to people. A Jacob can have a lot of amazing potential but will waste it for the sake of being cool, getting another girl, or just pure laziness.
Girl 1: I can't believe he cheated on me!

Girl 2: well yeah, he's a Jacob.

Boy 1: He doesn't do any of the work, but they still are giving him an A!

boy 2: Well of course he doesn't work, he's a jacob.
Jacob by RandomToast August 18, 2018
Jacob is a overall great person. He can make you smile a lot. If you have had a bad day he will just say something funny and it will make your day. Once ou get to know him he will be a very sweet and good friend.
Hey Jacob.
Jacob by Addi grace February 16, 2019
Hes like the most athletic guy u know. Hes really good at basketball to.
Girl1 Have you seen that althletic guy
Girl2 Ya thats jacob
Girl1 How do u know

Girl2 Have u seen his basketball skills
Jacob by JCPENNYGUY May 27, 2018
Gay piece of shit who sucks dick all day

Wont stop sucking my dick
He love dick in his ass soooo far

#dick sucker
#ass lover
#loves dick in his ass
Jacob likes dick
Jacob by 1234 knock on my door November 18, 2019