The point of no-return where a conversation or interaction has turned and it is pretty much mutually agreed that both parties will fuck later in the night.
"Man, why are you here talking to us when Jessica is over there?!"
"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."
"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."
by DefinitelyNotMyRealName September 01, 2012
by Suprem3 October 14, 2019
Before you ejaculate, the female raises her hands in the form of a field goal and you try to score!!
by Costa and Beto December 06, 2008
The new method of Street Cred. Unlike it's sister definition, Thug Points can be earned by even the whitest whities, and the nerdiest nerds.
1point-Staring someone in the eye for longer than 10 sec
2point-Waving at a complete stranger in a moving transport
3point-Walking down the middle of a road at nighttime
4point-Walking down the middle of a road at daytime
5point-Waving at a complete stranger in a halted transport
10point-Throwing apples at garages from afar
1point-Staring someone in the eye for longer than 10 sec
2point-Waving at a complete stranger in a moving transport
3point-Walking down the middle of a road at nighttime
4point-Walking down the middle of a road at daytime
5point-Waving at a complete stranger in a halted transport
10point-Throwing apples at garages from afar
Mike:"Hey richy, i just waved at that hot-ass mother bitch."
Richy:"Dahum, you just earned some Thug Points there."
Richy:"Dahum, you just earned some Thug Points there."
by MeAN_GoRillAZ January 31, 2010
Two points is an expression meaning “nice shot”. It originally rose from basketball, but has come to be used in many situations where someone demonstrates skill at hitting a target. Also used in a sarcastic sense when someone does something profoundly clumsy.
Example One
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.
Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?
Guy 1: Ouch (After ramming his bike into a hydrant, and flying over the handlebars).
Guy 2: Two points.
Example Two (shamelessly stolen from DM of the Rings)
Legolas: I fire another arrow!
DM: You hit Saruman with the arrow.
DM: He swoons and falls from the balcony.
DM: And lands on this spikey thing at the bottom.
DM: HAPPY NOW BUTCHER?
Aragorn: Two points.
Legolas: Even though he fell, I still get XP right?
by NickUK May 10, 2007
points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching UFC fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.
We saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching TV by himself. That guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga class or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. A woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.
by dmaestas September 04, 2009
An alotted amount of "points" given to a person for specific sexual acts. Much like props, or more formally, kudos.
"Dude, I just fucked this girl, scored me thirty coot points."
"That's tight, but I racked up 100 points in one night."
"That's tight, but I racked up 100 points in one night."
by Don Drake June 11, 2006