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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

The deep dark ground

Litteraly just like the deepest web but way darker

The deep dark ground is the "." in youtube search bar

by That Memer 69420 monke February 27, 2021

Ground Human

People who don't know how to fly any type of aircraft.

Silly ground human, go walk away.

by Rekceir March 20, 2025

Grounding

The act of stuffing your genitals into your own asshole (balls not included).

Friends: "Come hang out with us!"
Keith: "I think I'd rather stay home and ground myself"

Someone: "Did Kyle show you that video of that guy grounding himself? Pretty impressive shit."

by PlowingMommies December 14, 2021

Ground Smooch

A kiss that you give someone on the floor

Oi Moony! Your husband wants a Ground Smooch!

by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024

Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018

grounding pin

A safety feature on a power outlet that creates an emergency path for electricity to travel through if a short circuit or fault happens within the device

European type F Schuko sockets have two clips on the top and bottom sides rather than a grounding pin, and type F plugs, like type E French plugs, have holes for the clips which play a main role in protecting both the socket and the plug.

by bluestinger66 April 1, 2023