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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Ground floor movement

A movement that says that society is corrupt to it's very core.
It seeks to take over all the governments of the world and then have an evacuation of all the cities and where all the people are made to live in communal farms and work the land and the leaders of the former society would be reeducated. The only thing that would be saved from the former societies would be all the knowledge of the world which would be used to build a new civilization and to keep it from making all the mistakes of the old one.

The only laws that it would would be only the ones that would keep people form hurting or killing each other,like murder ect. There would be no laws against drugs or age of consent laws or they would be set at twelve ect.

In that society all the wealth would be given to everyone equally and society would be socialist.

Support the ground floor movement.

by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011

Ground Gas

Type of gasoline that runs from an overflowing tank when one doesn’t realize it’s full, or the pump doesn’t automatically shut off.

*Pointing at a pool of gas developing under a car*

“How much ground gas do you want to pay for?”

by NLyons December 6, 2018

ground trout

When you're out fishing with the boys and you've taken a shit somewhere. You let them know that there's a ground trout nearby.

Hey Jimmy, there's a ground trout on the path over there!

by CasualConn June 27, 2018

ground spine

Another name for "snake". Basically a slang term for "snake". Or at least when mentioned in many memes.

" woah man look at that wild albino ground spine."

by ChickenDestroyer9000 January 6, 2018

Battle Ground High School

A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.

Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.

Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”

I fucking hate Battle Ground High School it’s full of faggots. Can we pretty please go get more zyns now???

by HaydenGray88 June 29, 2025

Burn you to the ground

To completely destroy someone's reputation.

Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie's right hand man published incriminating information about him.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.

by MalumLibrum958 September 19, 2023