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by bluetextman July 30, 2021

Throw yourself at the ground and miss

It is normally use to tell someone to go to hell

Throw yourself at the ground and miss.

by Makie luxanfurg September 30, 2019

Burn you to the ground

To completely destroy someone's reputation.

Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie's right hand man published incriminating information about him.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.

by MalumLibrum958 September 19, 2023

Ground-Drown

MMA term. Working from mount position. Covering the opponent’s mouth with hand and sweating up their nose.

The fighter panicked and tapped out due to ground-drown.

by Sebring's G-Rod April 14, 2024

Electronically Grounded

temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity........
..Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype...Facebook.

Synonym: Cut me off at the News

Yo, Bro, My MOM cut me off at the news. I am totally Electronically Grounded.

by Martin Ziebold June 01, 2011

ground round virgin

a virgin in the ass

"She's no ground round virgin. She's smooth as she can be be."

David Allan Coe

by coffeedarklover August 20, 2011

spare ground

The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.

Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".

by boyboyce September 04, 2009