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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Ground Brownies

The dark areas on roadways found in dips or bumps in the road consisting mainly of drippings from oil or other fluids found in automobiles. These deposits are due to the jarring of the vehicle up and down shaking loose any grease, oil, or any nasty fluids discharged from a motor.

Take a left turn after you pass the big pan of Ground Brownies.

by RynoGyno March 3, 2010

spare ground

The perineum - the bit of flesh between a scrotum and arsehole that can't be seen by it's owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
By wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner's nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.

Timothy - "Here Brenda, have a sniff at my finger".
Brenda - "(Sniffs) What the fuck Timothy! Your finger smells like shite! What the fuck have you been doing?"
Timothy - "Nowt. I've just ran it up my spare ground to see if I could get away without going for a shower before I get Knighted at Buckingham Palace today".

by boyboyce September 4, 2009

feel the ground

A phrase should be used to warn an over-imaginative friend.

Derek: Hey check this.. I'm gonna buy a super-yacht includes naked women,hot tub,free massage and no last call 24/7 365, I feel that I can make it !!
Josh: Derek, Feel the ground!

by barnito September 24, 2009

Afro Ground

A uncredited Hip Hop Genre that uses a lot of African Genre Samples from the following Genres: Highlife, Coupé-Décalé, Soukous, Juju, and sometimes Afro-Beat.

Prince African Press: (Listening to Music) Oh my God! Now that's Hip Hop!

Allahdyummu: Um ..... (SMH) .... not really.

Prince African Press: (Annoyed) What the fuck you mean man?! This is Real HIP HOP!

Allahdyummu: Not really! That beat is Afro Ground.

Prince African Press: (Controversially) What the FUCK is an Afro Ground.

Allahdyummu: (Calm) Hip Hop Music mixed with African Samples.

Prince African Press: (Thinking To Himself) .................. really? Wow, based upon samples, you do have a point. Brother you sharp man.

Allahdyummu: (Laughing) Thanks. Oh, by the way. It should highly be considered a Sub-Genre of REAL HIP HOP MUSIC. Because when you listen to the Hip Hop looped Traditions used by Producers back in the days, other Producers can re use what Producers have looped before and mix African Samples on that loop. Get it?

Prince African Press: Yeah. G I never thought about it that way. Hump. You learn something New Everyday.

Allahdyummu: Indeed.

by The Living World February 25, 2011

ground rod

A boring lifeless person who sucks the energy out of everyone around him or her.

Q: Yo, whats up with you and shorty?

A: I had to dead her, she makes everyone around her miserable? She's a ground rod!

by anonymouschickk April 18, 2011

e-Grounded

When your parents restrict you from any electronic usage for bad grades, behavior, trolling, or just plain spending too much time on electronics.

Parents: "Son, you received an F on your report card. You are officially e-Grounded."

Son: "OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!"

by wetbitchtits December 1, 2010