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Greg Finger

When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.

Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.

When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”

Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”

Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
by No Tango and no Cash October 7, 2023
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greg (verb)

To greg someone is to ask them many questions (some would claim an unending barrage of questions) in order to suss out information and get to the root of what's really going on here. The objective of gregging someone is to gain a full understanding, or even enlightenment. There is no shame in gregging someone, especially if others are unwilling to ask the tough questions.
I decided to greg (verb) him about why he needed to buy another DeLorean given that he had owned several in the past and always ended up getting rid of them. I also gregged him on the specifics of how much it cost, why was the owner selling it, where was he going to keep it, is he buying it just to relive his youth one more time, etc... you know, the usual stuff.
by Worldtravels April 23, 2024
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Greg Storms

An emo guy on omegle that would harass anyone on the emo, scene or goth tag. He is a serial cheater and would date emo and scene people online and has been accused of many things
Have you heard about that guy Greg Storms?” “No I haven’t what has he done?”
“Basically screw over every emo chick in existence
by Imbluntdealwithit November 7, 2022
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Greg

Greg is the fastest growing army on YouTube(Don’t look that up)
Hey! Are you a Greg?
Hell yeah! I am truly Greg

Cool,me too honestly
by SKZ 4TH GEN LEADERS July 4, 2023
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Greg Guitar'd

Whenever Rose does something so outrageous the UK doesn't want you to see it
"Wow, Rose and Pearl's fusion dance was so sexy it got Greg Guitar'd"
by nukilik January 28, 2019
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The Greg Brady

The Greg Brady is the opposite of Porky Pigging it. Where as Porky Pigging it is walking around with just your shirt on, the Greg Brady is walking around with just a bath towel around you.
Dude, I forgot to put my truck in the garage after I took a shower so "I'll have to do the Greg Brady" and put it away.
by Broadway Harmier July 26, 2022
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