Goat kicker

One who kicks goats.

Danny is a goat kicker.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie April 10, 2015

the goat of life

the coolest goat youll ever meet. met queen.under.pressure and deakythediscobean.

potato: that is a cool goat
bean: its must be *gasp* ITS THE GOAT OF LIFE

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

bathtub goat

1. Pic a girl sends a guy instead of a nude.
2. Pic a girl sends when he asks for nude and she's not interested.

I asked her for nudes but she sent this bathtub goat pic instead.

by TavG April 19, 2020

Totes for goats

Means totally or awesome!

Yeah man! That’s totes for goats!

by Black kitty cat May 19, 2020

Goat kisser

A term used to offend someone

BILLY- I told the teacher that you stole her lip plumper!

SALLY- OMG! I hate you! You little goat kisser!

by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017

goat bait

Making people become your friend because you have goats and then you you get rid of the goats.

Steph: I only because friends with you had had goats but then you got rid of them.
Jon: I'm telling ya I'm goat bait!

by Dat_cracker_Jon March 14, 2017

goat lipped

Visibly upset.
Frown face.
Mad.
Pissed.
peaved.
perturbed.

The look on a quarterbacks face when his reciever drops the ball; that's goatlipped.

I dedicate this submission to my late granny who was the only person I ever heard use the phrase "Why are you so goat lipped, sweety?"

Miss and love you granny boots!

by rubtwostix January 2, 2012