guerilla gardening

When government owned land is forcefully taken by a the people and turned into a community garden in which members of the community claim small plots and bust their asses to cultivate land for public benefit. This results in more community involvement and creates a sense of empowerment among the community members.

Jamal: "Hey, wanna screw the government? "
Da'Quan: "Yeah! Let's start a guerilla gardening movement."

by FoodAndSoc November 17, 2014

Garden hose

One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.

Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.

by The Original Agahnim September 9, 2021

garden instument

Hoes that think that their better than everyone else

person: eww who's that
me: a garden instument

by #Yourmom.com September 12, 2016

guerilla gardening

The act of illegally planting on empty lots to grow food for the community. This may be done publically as an act of defiance or in secret as a silent movement.

"Woah look an empty lot, we should totally do drugs there!"
"Naw, man we gonna do some guerilla gardening up in here!"

by theotherguyy November 17, 2014

garden-stated

To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.

Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.

by ShawnL June 11, 2007

Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.

Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!

by Ramonial crumb January 6, 2022

boner garden

a place where boners grow

lol i used to have a small dinger but i sent it to the boner garden now im at like 4.5 inches

by big but toucher December 11, 2016