foreskinanus

The little plume of skin at the end of an uncircumscised dick that looks sufficiently similar to an anus to necessitate the aformentioned title.

wow dude pull your pants up, i can def totes see your foreskinanus

by Charliecheese. September 29, 2010

Foresting

The act of sticking a thin wooden dowel (the less smooth, the better) into a man's urethra, then pulling it out as fast as possible, leaving many splinters inside the penis.

Guy 1: How was your date last night with Katie?
Guy 2: It was pretty good. Me and her were foresting, but we had to stop once her parents came home.

by Shreddi April 23, 2019

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry

by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013

foreskin

cheese wrapping

Dude, that's serious CHEESE WRAPPING. A little fromunda is one thing, but dude, yank back that foreskin and start scrubbin.

by Wyeth October 1, 2009

Forrest Gumping

When one is stoned but not quite retarded; basically on the border of being alright and just fucked up. Forrest gump was not normal but he wasn't retarded, hence the perfect comparison to being not fully baked.

Pablo: everyone stoned yet?
Daniel: I'm still pretty sober...
Chris: I'm fucked up...
Alex: I'm Forrest gumping over here, 2 more hits and ill be stupid!

by Alex E aka Monkey February 9, 2008

Foreskin Pirate

Someone who is always after your foreskin and wants to mop your poop deck.

Ay! The foreskin pirate is after me foreskin again!
Shit Bill! Run or he will mop your poop deck too!

by John Shermanpenis February 10, 2009

cock forest

usually a bar or club with a high population of males and little to no females

Let's get out of here, this place is a cock forest.

by double-d November 3, 2004