by Dr pyzer November 20, 2016
Get the satan's syrupmug. Started by the blog Who Rattled Your Cage (whorattledyourcage.blogspot.com), 'Satanic Verse' is Scottish rhyming slang for 'erse' (arse or behind). The blogger thought it would be funny to turn a literary controversy into cheeky rhyming slang.
by Scotsmanic69 January 22, 2023
Get the Satanic Versemug. The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead
Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021
Get the Satan Spreadingmug. A special technique used during sex where the male douses his dick in gasoline then lights it on fire and proceeds to analy smash his victim all while doing it with a coffin.
Guy 1: You know Kelly?
Guy 2: Yeah didn't she die recently
Guy 1: Yeah you wanna know why? Cause I showed her the Satan Smasher.
Guy 2: Fuck...
Guy 2: Yeah didn't she die recently
Guy 1: Yeah you wanna know why? Cause I showed her the Satan Smasher.
Guy 2: Fuck...
by Solidus62 September 18, 2017
Get the Satan Smashermug. We had a great party round at ours last week, unfortunately someone gave our lass's Bedlington terrier a bowl of Guinness and beef vindaloo the next morning the kitchen floor was covered in satan's dumplings
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 13, 2017
Get the satan's dumplingsmug. {while driving in a car with the windows rolled up}
Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.
{Windows get rolled down quickly}
Did satan sneeze? My word, a little warning next time. My nose hairs are burning and I can taste it.
{Windows get rolled down quickly}
by beardedbandit May 12, 2013
Get the Satan Sneezemug. 