Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.

Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"

by easy_eh May 13, 2023

Flake

Nicholas Labonte

Nicholas Labonte is a flake.

by KinkyCurlyCouture September 7, 2018

Cowardly clown (flake)

My best friend! :D

You: "I have an amazing friend"
Them: "who is it?"
You: "Cowardly clown! (aka flake)
Them: Cool!

You: Cowardly clown (flake) is a great friend that ive had for 4 years!

by Ily jenna. -komadea February 12, 2023

flake

An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through. Usually cancels last second or doesn't show up at all and doesn't answer your calls or texts.

We were all supposed to go clubbing last night but Jaden flaked

by worguy1748 May 24, 2020

Sage Flakes

When you scratch the shit out of your skin so hard it looks like like you are attempting to make your arm a make shift lottery crossword puzzle and you leave flakes of skin over any given object.

Hey, look at that old smelly guy leaving his sage flakes all over the place, gross.

by New Meta Strats September 12, 2015

Flake Fake

when a you invite a person and they agree to go but they make you think they weren't gunna come.

I showed up late on purpose it was A Flake Fake.

by Vulgar_English April 29, 2024

Penis Flakes

People that are uncircumcised and dont clean inside there foreskin

Oliver: Rj you better clean you penis or else you'll get Penis Flakes!

by Todd42032 August 29, 2022