Fort Laramie

The small fort constructed before Wyoming was even a state. It is largely a tourist spot, but for the people who live in the charming little town, it is known as a waste of space.
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Fort mcmurray

Hey man, I got some blow and our supervisors wife is home alone in fort mcmurray
by Sammysamslam December 02, 2023
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auf der heiden fort

originally a fort made in minecraft crystal pvp made out of obsidian has now become a name for any fort or bunker built, allthough the word auf der heiden bunker is more commonly used when building a bunker.
Lets build an auf der heiden fort
by nattkungen August 23, 2022
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building the fort

A term describing the current coronavirus related panic buying craze where one buys enough toilet paper and other things to build a fort.

A possible code phrase to let people know that a family member went shopping crazy.
Bro, Cody's mom went full crazy and started building the fort!

Damn, how much tp did she buy?
by PenguinSlideMaster March 16, 2020
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Fort Fairy

The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.
I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.
by Alex Mutch January 07, 2019
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Fort Wayne

A city that calls the police on a guy dressed like a chicken for making people of all ages laugh, while sending their kids to schools that cover up sex crimes and give those kids PTSD.
Did you hear about that city Fort Wayne? Yeah. They care about some crazy guy making peopke laugh, but knowingly send their kids to those that cover up sex crimes against kids, and give kids PTSD.
by Frankenstein's Monster April 16, 2023
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Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.
Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.
by Fort Dave May 01, 2018
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