football amnesiast

A person who watches all the games but can't remember the results.

You watched the game but can't tell me the score. You are a true football amnesiast.

by Vatu July 7, 2018

busted football

When the inner lips of a pussy are larger than the outer lips. See Meat Curtains.

Her pussy looked like a busted football.

by john hardyu May 4, 2018

slippery football

A move used by homosexuals where they cover a nerf football with lube and attempt to throw it into a stretch butthole. Alternatively, one could squeeze the nerf football so it expands in said butthole.

It took six hours last night, but mike and I finally pulled off the slippery football

by FlatDarkGirth April 1, 2022

Football Field

An American measurement for everything.

Clitus Mc. Fly: My farm is about the size of 3 football field

by Shmellzy_2 April 15, 2021

American Football

I like American Football. It combines my two other favourite sports - cricket and rugby.

One thing does make me laugh though - the vicious "helmet to helmet" hit.

The only other place I've seen "helmet to helmet" action is in porn films, usually when one woman sucks two guy's cocks at the same time, causing them to go "helmet to helmet" in her mouth.

On field banter from a typical american football game:
"Hey TO, I'm linin' you up Helmet to Helmet"
"Be careful, I've only got a small mouth.."

by Turkurbentu April 7, 2009

American Football

The Greatest Game on Earth. The only sport to incorporate strategy, strength, speed, and stanima all in one game.

Soccer requires you to have speed and stanima, but you don't have to be strong or smart to play it

Basketball requires you to have speed, stanima, and strategy, but you don't have to be very strong to play it

Baseball requires you to have strength and speed but there isn't much strategy or stanima required

American Football requires you to have all of these traits so it is the greatest sport on earth IMO

by Geeter August 31, 2006

American Football

The American version of rugby. For people who lack the mental ability to play rugby. Where plays are ran over and over again because the players are too stupid to use thier own initiative when the shit hits the fan. A match consists of one yard being made every minute or so. players are usually armoured up with oversized chunks of material.

" Those who can, play rugby, those who can't, play american football, those who can't,play soccer

by Naesc November 3, 2006