Football on the moon

Playing football on the moon is the act of receiving head, and being fisted at the same time.

Friend: How was your night?
Me: I played football on the moon with this random girl.

by Eliad101 December 13, 2021

slippery football

A move used by homosexuals where they cover a nerf football with lube and attempt to throw it into a stretch butthole. Alternatively, one could squeeze the nerf football so it expands in said butthole.

It took six hours last night, but mike and I finally pulled off the slippery football

by FlatDarkGirth April 1, 2022

OCONUS Football

Soccer outside of the USA. It helps to avoid confusion with American Football.

Was watching OCONUS football yesterday, Tottenham killed it!

by NewEnglandForLife September 27, 2021

American Football

I like American Football. It combines my two other favourite sports - cricket and rugby.

One thing does make me laugh though - the vicious "helmet to helmet" hit.

The only other place I've seen "helmet to helmet" action is in porn films, usually when one woman sucks two guy's cocks at the same time, causing them to go "helmet to helmet" in her mouth.

On field banter from a typical american football game:
"Hey TO, I'm linin' you up Helmet to Helmet"
"Be careful, I've only got a small mouth.."

by Turkurbentu April 7, 2009

American Football

The Greatest Game on Earth. The only sport to incorporate strategy, strength, speed, and stanima all in one game.

Soccer requires you to have speed and stanima, but you don't have to be strong or smart to play it

Basketball requires you to have speed, stanima, and strategy, but you don't have to be very strong to play it

Baseball requires you to have strength and speed but there isn't much strategy or stanima required

American Football requires you to have all of these traits so it is the greatest sport on earth IMO

by Geeter August 31, 2006

American Football

The American version of rugby. For people who lack the mental ability to play rugby. Where plays are ran over and over again because the players are too stupid to use thier own initiative when the shit hits the fan. A match consists of one yard being made every minute or so. players are usually armoured up with oversized chunks of material.

" Those who can, play rugby, those who can't, play american football, those who can't,play soccer

by Naesc November 3, 2006

football jock

An often arrogant male, that is, by the natural order, superior to most men through his Alpha attitude and manly behaviour. Can often be seen doing masculine things and getting praise. Most intellectuals disapprove of their off-kilter relationship with knowledge, but a good Football jock knows better; and will more often than not end up being your boss even though he made you do his science homework every day.
See Alpha

"Oh my god, look at those football jock over there, suuch a hunk of man!" said the cheerleader and the male cheerleader

by Truthspeaker1985 July 4, 2015