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P.D Disease

P.D Disease

Created by Dr. Ralph F Stine
Symptoms
In females, P.D appear in and around the vagina or anus or on the cervix. In males, they appear on the penis, scrotum, groin, or thigh. P.D can be raised or flat, small or large. Sometimes they're clustered together in a cauliflower-like shape. Most of the time, they're flesh-colored and painless. Sometimes, the warts are so small and flat that they may not be noticed right away.

It may take several months or years after infection for symptoms to appear — if there are symptoms at all.

In females, the virus can lead to changes in the cervix that may lead to cancer, so it's important that it is diagnosed and treated as soon as possible. Males infected with HPV can also be at risk for cancer of the penis and the anus.

P.D is transmitted through sexual contact (anal, oral, and vaginal) with an infected person, and warts can appear within several weeks or months afterwards.

The virus is passed through skin-to-skin contact, but not everyone who's been exposed to the virus will develop P.D.
that stoopid ass dubz has da p.d disease"
by Dr. Ralph F Stine June 25, 2010
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Szalowski's Disease

A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.
Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.
by gnarly_guacamole April 28, 2023
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Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.
She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.
by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013
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Zoink disease

When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.
Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks
by rpetersen May 29, 2019
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Bugeja Disease

Long pain death caused by Infection.

Easily spread threw sexual contact or blood transfusion. Starts off by low Iron in blood then constant dehydration. After a few weeks eyes begin to feel dry and then bleed. Skin constantly itchy to point you scratch off your flesh. Finger nails then fall off. You feel constant chest pains due to heart beat slowing down to 30% of normal speed. Your teeth soften and fall out in your sleep and can cause you to swallow them.

Finally your heart speeds up bursting and you will bleed out internally.

Cure- Not Yet Available
Sarah just gave me Bugeja Disease
by U.N.A.A. March 18, 2021
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Newington Disease

Newington Disease is a common thing when boys start attending Newington College in Stanmore. It's when boys begin to become stuck up and rude to everyone around them. They feel entitled to attack minorities and just all of a sudden think they're better than you.
Hey, remember *insert name of boy from Newington*

Yeah, I do but I heard he got Newington Disease

Woah, that's worse than covid!
by PillowPetUnicorn February 20, 2022
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Neistats Disease

The uncontrollable urge to "DO MORE".
Man, Birdsnake has been working so hard... I think he has Neistats Disease.

The millennial population suffers from Neistats.

I'm a baller/hustler/boss I got the Neistats! I never stop, I can't stop, I won't stop!
by IamAmandaBrown April 19, 2018
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