Dennis

Dennis is special, Dennis is shy and Dennis is beautiful. You will fall for him and you will keep him forever in your heart. With some luck you'll go get him and you will marry him. He is the best man a woman could ever find and he will be the best husband and daddy of your childs. Go and make him happy. He deserves you, you deserve him.

Dennis is important, his soul is made of gold and glitter and other fancy stuff. But sometimes there are some very very dark shadows over him who try to get him, don't let them win. Catch these shadows and fucking burn 'em. Make him the luckiest man alive and go to paradise.
By the way, he has a nice big booty... Keep him.

C:"Ya know what's the best in my life?"
Someone: "Chocolate?"
C: "Nope, a Dennis to share my life with"

by VanillaCoke17 January 4, 2017

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Get the Dennismug.

Whoa Dennis

when someone acts or behaves out of character.

ex: The man in front of me in McDonalds started yelling at the clerk so I said "Whoa Dennis"

by Nein Buck June 30, 2024

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Get the Whoa Dennismug.

Dennis Clarke

An ugly little dick nigga that pulls no bitches.

damn it must suck to be a dennis clarke.

by idknameherebye January 8, 2020

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Get the Dennis Clarkemug.

Dennis

A Dennis is a person who you can trust, he is loyal and strong. He is also very intellegent. He is attractive and cute.
Its hard for him to keep all his feelings and depression for himself, but he has a strong hearth.
If you have a Dennis in your life, make sure you never loose him.

I want to be as smart as a Dennis!

by Guccimane6574 October 10, 2018

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