Skip to main content

David

The kid who thinks he's a gangster, a David usually wheres the weirdest "chill" clothes & and decides to wear his cap on backward while his unique hair spills out+ he loves to watch football. ( Many find him either super hot or a total screw up)
Girl 1: Do you want to date Dave
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
mugGet the Davidmug.

David

by OrangeAugust July 21, 2019
mugGet the Davidmug.

David

A whore that won’t just choke me and call me his bitch
One: who’s David?
Two: A whore
by Dommy.mommy August 6, 2022
mugGet the Davidmug.

David

The by far most gay person in all of the world
by Mickle299 May 28, 2019
mugGet the Davidmug.

David

trash at fortnite you will crush him at the because he is hilariously bad at the game when you crush him in a 1 v 1 he will trash talk you for a hour straight
David tried to build a wall but got headshotted.
by fam master February 19, 2019
mugGet the Davidmug.

David

Very annoying and has a small penis. Usually a Jewish Brazilian. Biggest ego you will ever see.
Man: Stop acting like David.

Person who is called: sorry
by Sectet December 8, 2018
mugGet the Davidmug.

David

A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat

They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
Person 1: man, that guy is a player!
Person 2: yeah, he’s a real David
by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019
mugGet the Davidmug.

Share this definition