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David

David is a great crush and he's extremely handsome. he also has a wild sense of humor and wears long black t-shirts and has a white hoodie for a dance team. He's very funny and works well with all kinds of people.
Person 1: David is so handsome.
Person 2: Hell yeah
by yeettheblobby January 4, 2020
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a fucking pug who is gay and shows off his cock to other people. He doesn't wear underwear and has a hole in his pants where you can see his dick clearly.
Person 1: DAVID
*David ignores*
by denzel_washington April 6, 2020
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A bitch who doesn't care what people think about him. He likes to have sex with most girls and beats the shit out of the girls' boyfriends. He is also a great pussy eater and booty grabber.
Girl: Damn David, since when could you grab booties?
Boy: I always have.
by YomamaONDIS DICK69 August 31, 2016
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Oh my God he is so rattled like a David
by ChillForLife June 7, 2011
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A guy who boasts about how big his dick is, but really it's smaller than a tiny baby penis.
"I almost had sex with David until I realized how small his dick was."
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Hyunwoo is a better name than david
Hyunwoo is a better name than david
by Asian kid with big black cock November 18, 2018
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David your dick is to little to please me
by No toxic June 4, 2018
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