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crooked down

I was so tired of hearing "straight up" as a blanket response to nearly anything I decided to start hitting people back with "crooked down" to throw 'em off maybe make em think a little before moving on.

A response to "straight up" when the answer is in the negative.
She was surprised when I asked, "straight up?", and said, "'crooked down' silly, it was just a joke".
by BadBob816 September 28, 2021
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crosseyekid

A person that can de in multible directions if the person trains hard enough they would be able to see though time
I have the vision of crosseyekid
by Crosseyekidyt November 23, 2021
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croos

He’s extremely protective and caring of people they care about. They would rather take the fall or get hurt than allow their loved ones to get hurt. They will be quick to defend anyone they feel needs defending
His confidence is rock solid. He’s brave but not reckless. He barely ever complains. assertive but also sensitive. He gets practical things done for you. So sit back and enjoy how this man shows his love through this practical means. He may not be great at telling you exactly how he feels, but his actions can have some fantastic benefits
one must be the luckiest to be his women. don't ever loose him
croos is a talented attractive bad guy who dominating in bed
by mnbqwer12345678 November 23, 2021
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croos

He’s extremely protective and caring of people they care about. They would rather take the fall or get hurt than allow their loved ones to get hurt. They will be quick to defend anyone they feel needs defending
His confidence is rock solid. He’s brave but not reckless. He barely ever complains. assertive but also sensitive. He gets practical things done for you. So sit back and enjoy how this man shows his love through this practical means. He may not be great at telling you exactly how he feels, but his actions can have some fantastic benefits
one must be the luckiest to be his women. dont ever loose him
croos is the tallented man who bad in bed
by mnbqwer12345678 November 23, 2021
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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey
by Chonga December 24, 2021
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