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Math Crime

When someone breaks the rule of math. Most commonly when someone sucks at algebra or trig.
Committing a math crime can result in going to math hell or math purgatory.
by Bezzybazbear July 20, 2022
mugGet the Math Crimemug.

Hate Crime

Something that white gay girls joke about because they think eyeliner is going to kill someone
Emma said to me “I’m going to get hate crimed here”. Having no idea that my family has been hate crimed for being black.
by nobody-knows7 May 19, 2021
mugGet the Hate Crimemug.

Intent Crime

Not what I was doing.
Hym "But it IS what YOU are doing and the fact that it's retaliatory is proof of intent. It's an intent crime. Hey, if Nietzsche thought the religion was a tool for the weak to rule over the strong... Why would Jordan Peterson's interpretation of the 'Death of God' be correct? Why would Nietzsche want people to return to God if 'God' is 'the weak ruling over the strong?' So no. You're doing the same thing to me that you're doing and DID (while he was alive) to Nietzsche."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2025
mugGet the Intent Crimemug.

stinky crime

wow did you see the news yesterday? ezra committed yet another stinky crime
by not stinky April 22, 2020
mugGet the stinky crimemug.

Grave Crime

eh, some unknown audio maker who thinks he is cool
by Taluhn August 2, 2021
mugGet the Grave Crimemug.

Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.
Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
mugGet the Minority Report Pre-Crimemug.

War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)
-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.
by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022
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