Crime

VIƏCTER the cat. Killed Mansour Shats parents. Wanted in 50 states and 50 countries. Did crack in France. Killed a man in Germany. Kicked dogs. His apoplectic is tiny cat. He's an 8ft long, hairless siamese cat. The definition of crime.

Oh God it's VIƏCTER, he is crime

by BIEEL March 15, 2022

Grave Crime

eh, some unknown audio maker who thinks he is cool

Grave Crime, is in fact a little bitch

by Taluhn August 2, 2021

war crime

a fun activity to do with your friends

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go commit a few war crimes against innocent civilians?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?

by totally not chinese spyware September 25, 2023

stinky crime

a crime of the stinky variety

wow did you see the news yesterday? ezra committed yet another stinky crime

by not stinky April 22, 2020

War Crimes Day

On August 16, you are allowed to commit a war crime against humanity, and get away with it. (Don't actually do this, you will go to jail.)

-Yo, did you hear this news?
-What news?
-Today is War Crimes Day!
-Oh shit, bet.

by ProfessionalWarCrimeCommiter December 31, 2022

Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

crime

living in idaho

"where do you live"
"idaho"
"OH MY GOD THATS A CRIME POLICE ITS THIS GUY"

by rb ryan December 15, 2024