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green couch

The act of, slapping tacos out of said people's mouths
Slap the taco out ya mouth, "green couch"
- Action Bronson
by Delt one May 4, 2018
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Couch Whoring

Similar to scoping out attractive individuals at the mall, campus, etc., but done from one's couch by swooning over celebrity men or women on TV or in the movies.
"I was couch whoring it up today watching a ton of Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg movies."
by philozopher99 January 22, 2012
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couch culture

sick of “it” kids. they are all attractive, talented , ethereal, i want to be them. based on my research the group consists of : Lincoln ferrin, Eli Utley, Owen Maple, Owen Gladwell, Aiden Andrade, Kalei Medeiros, Bryce (y’a girl couldn’t find da last name ) , & Parker Hayford. Couch Culture is a religion. #kissingmoms.
Dude Couch Culture is a religion , and everyone in that group is so attractive.
by ilikehoneybunchesofoats October 19, 2020
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couch shaman

Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.
Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.
by Accedendum June 4, 2018
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couch bussy

similar to a normal bussy, a couch bussy is a lazy, alcohol addicted femboy that has doritos, redbull and xbox 360 controllers on stand by as well as a bussy that smells like tony hawk's panties from 2003.
Yo i just bust a fat nut in a couch bussy the other day and now my dick smells like doritos
by TheFreshPrinceofToronto August 13, 2021
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Couch crevice

A: The tiny section of the couch available on a regular basis because someone less deserving with much more free time on their hands has spread their unshowered gelatinous ass meat and back rolls and accompanying snacks, ashtray, Blaney, marijuana rolling tray, one dirty sock food stamp card, book they're not reading, pillow they took out of your room that now smells like their armpit, open highlighter, loose change, snot filled napkin, cell phone and rapid charger with cord that they swear they bought, and list of "Things To Do," all of which when shoved over toward the aromatic eyesore yields a sliver section on the furniture that you paid for available to you called a Couch Crevice. There is another version of Couch Crevice which ....
B: describes the friendly homeless meth-whores randomly deposited in the living room by roommates that have already enjoyed their company and were thoughtful enough to leave them behind to entertain others and steal things.
A; "Dude, suck in some of your funk and sweep off enough Doritos so I can squeeze my ass cheeks into a Couch Crevice and watch this educational program with you."

B: "Dude, who's the new Couch Crevice and when do I get to dip into Her? She's kinda hot for missing so many teeth."
by Mikey Mutha Fuckn Mosier March 16, 2017
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COUCH TOMATO

A very sexy female television viewer;a sexy female couch potato;a "tomato" seated on a love seat or a divan or a hide-a-bed.
Dam,Wilbur! Will you take a look at Daisy Mae,watchin`television? At 38-22-36,shezza reel`COUCH TOMATO,ain`t she?
by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003
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