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Theatre Couch

The theatre couch is a term describing the piece of furniture in a theatre's green room, of which many members of said theatre has had intercourse on.
Did you see Jimmy and Kate on the theatre couch?

Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.
by Skyebedicting November 20, 2022
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Couch gate

When two friends crash out on a couch innocently after a sesh but it causes tension in the relationships
Have nick and helena spoke after couch gate?
by ChestyLaRue13 October 1, 2022
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Jumped the couch

See also
jump the couch, or jumping the couch

Bizarre behaviour or statement(s) of a formerly beloved celebrity recognized as the exact moment when the world realizes this person has lost touch with reality and their popularity plummets.

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour when he tried unsuccessfully to convince the world of his mutual , non-transactional, hetero love for Katie Holmes.

See also "Jumping the Shark" as the original idiom, which was coined in 1985 by Jon Hein in response to a 1977 episode from the fifth season of the American sitcom Happy Days, in which Fonzie (Henry Winkler) jumps over a shark while on water-skis. The phrase is pejorative and is used to argue that a creative outlet or work appears to be making a misguided attempt at generating new attention or publicity for something that is perceived once to have been widely popular, but is no longer.

See also Matthew
McConaughey's Oscars acceptance speech at the 2014 academy Awards.

Update: See Will Smith at the 2022 Academy Awards.
Oof Will Smith really jumped the couch last night with that shit he pulled at the Oscars.
by Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy March 28, 2022
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Couch tuna

Someone who isn't good enough to bring to your bed for sex.
Hey friend, what happened to that couch tuna you brought home last night?
by XFUZZ May 28, 2021
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couch bussy

similar to a normal bussy, a couch bussy is a lazy, alcohol addicted femboy that has doritos, redbull and xbox 360 controllers on stand by as well as a bussy that smells like tony hawk's panties from 2003.
Yo i just bust a fat nut in a couch bussy the other day and now my dick smells like doritos
by TheFreshPrinceofToronto August 13, 2021
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COUCH TOMATO

A very sexy female television viewer;a sexy female couch potato;a "tomato" seated on a love seat or a divan or a hide-a-bed.
Dam,Wilbur! Will you take a look at Daisy Mae,watchin`television? At 38-22-36,shezza reel`COUCH TOMATO,ain`t she?
by SIDNEY GOLDSMITH November 27, 2003
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Couch Clubbing

Listen to music chillen on the couch and you feel the beat so you start dancing in your seat!!
"Man, that party was awesome last night especially when we were getting down on Couch Clubbing"

"Hey, you want to come over and do some couch clubbing"
by JiggyJam October 15, 2009
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