Chocolate Pizza

When two people are drunk fucking doggy style and the person on top vomits in the others ass and the person on the bottom shits all over creating a, "chocolate pizza."

"Dude last night we were wasted and made a chocolate pizza..."

by oshizzle February 28, 2009

Chocolate Stink Star

An alternate, affectionate term for a womans asshole.

I poo stabbed her in the chocolate stink star

by Ryan 75 December 24, 2007

chocolate beehive

The end result of taking a crap of heroic proportions. Manifests as a dense pile roughly conical in shape, not unlike a cartoon beehive.

"After eating about 5 pounds of potato salad I went into Thad's bathroom and dropped a chocolate beehive in his crapper."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

chocolate brownie a la mode

This is a sexual act in which one jizzes onto the body of an indian woman. The aftermath looks like a warm chocolate brownie topped with melting vanilla ice cream

Your Honor, there's no way she got knocked up by my jizz, for I distinctly remember doing a chocolate brownie a la mode on that ho, placing my boys nowhere near the crime scene.

by Colin H. May 21, 2006

chocolate microphone

also known as ATM, or, having anal sex with a girl follwed by getting a BJ.

"After the funeral, I gave Susie a chocolate microphone. She's feeling better now."

by Chocolate microphone September 3, 2005

chocolate speedway racer

a male person who likes to bum another male person vigorously, chocolate (arse hole) speedway racer (fast).
so infact chocolate speedway racer means a males who bums another male very fast !!!

'hes a chocolate speedway racer'.
'fucking hell im surprised the other guy aint split yet or got a friction burn on his ring lol'

by ben barnes September 12, 2006

Chocolate Party Hats

Molded chocolate hat designed to fit on the head of a penis. Primarily used to enhance oral sex for both the man and woman. Usually secured to head of penis with peanut butter, marshmallow creme, or caramel sauce.

Also see - Dick Hats

I hope that bitch is bringing the Chocolate Party Hats to my bachelorette party!

by DurTSanchez May 7, 2008