by thanosbeatboxyes February 17, 2021
Get the Cloth Smoocher mug.an insulting expression to use on a person, meaning " i don't your clothes, or the way you dress in my presence."
Even if it is sometimes used to send someone a social cue, that that they indeed di go to local dump to get soemthing to wear, the answer to such an insult should be get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Even if it is sometimes used to send someone a social cue, that that they indeed di go to local dump to get soemthing to wear, the answer to such an insult should be get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
a Harry Potter walks out of his room and into the kitchen. His aunt Petunia is screaming, rather shrieking, at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! Haven't Vernon and I taught you how to dress properly? how dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Aunt Petunia: same to you dear (physically throws him a piece of cheese from the kitchen table)
Harry: either you eat bacon, or youh are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin. (Harry disapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
Harry: since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Other than that, please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese.
Aunt Petunia: same to you dear (physically throws him a piece of cheese from the kitchen table)
Harry: either you eat bacon, or youh are wrong. I am so not wasting my time with you. I have other cats to skin. (Harry disapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).
by Sexydimma April 28, 2012
Get the dump-clothes mug.An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.
John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!
Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?
John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*
John: Behold, my century cloth!
Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?
John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*
John: Behold, my century cloth!
Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*
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