Classical Chinese

A language no longer used but what Chinese people are forced to study in school
It is overall considered as the same subject as modern Chinese
IT IS TORTURE STUDYING THIS
it's like Shakespeare but TEN TIMES WORSE

A: Did you memorize what the Classical Chinese verbs mean in modern Chinese? We have a test today.
B: NOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T REVISE!!!!!!! I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!!!

by at least a human October 31, 2022

Chinese Swede

A derogatory term for Finnish people, based off the fact that Finns are related to Laplanders who have Asiatic features.

In the 1920's you may have seen a sign sing "no Chinese Swedes allowed."

by Gogel the Nick August 4, 2022

chinese exit

When somebody stealthily leaves a social gathering unbeknownst to the rest of the attendees.

"Where did Dean slope off to?"
"Ah I think he's made a Chinese exit again..."

by jh911 September 28, 2014

Chinese pretzel

When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.

I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.

by Frankfrink December 7, 2016

Chinese Jerk

A group of people who are circle-jerking in a sex slave while eating a Chinese takeaway.

"I'm feeling horny and hungry, let's have a Chinese Jerk!"

by TheRealNoahJ July 25, 2016

Chinese Rooster

When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.

Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!

by ldizzle2012 September 13, 2017

Chinese Toothpick

When you finish cunnilingus and have hair in between your teeth

I had to stop eating out Juno cause she never shaved, I was tired of removing Chinese toothpicks

by Son of a gimp December 20, 2019