Needless to say, this is a nickname for a very specific kind of dude, not specifically one who plays chess.
This is the kind of guy who always makes all the right plays, and receives an ungodly amount of rizz.
The "right plays" is originally based off the terminology used in the game, Chess.
This is the kind of guy who always makes all the right plays, and receives an ungodly amount of rizz.
The "right plays" is originally based off the terminology used in the game, Chess.
Person 1: Hey! Did you see that sick guy at the party?
Person 2: How could I miss him?! He was a total Chessman!
Person 2: How could I miss him?! He was a total Chessman!
by DeleriumNautilus February 14, 2023
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someone who is chill asf and really fun to be around. chessies also rly love to laugh and are really caring about others and there lovers of nature. If you come across a chessie, you are lucky don’t take them for granted they are some of the best people you could ever meet
i ❤️ chessie
by andrea444 May 2, 2023
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An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends
An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends
Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: You wet wipe.
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: You wet wipe.
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An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends.
An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends.
Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: Never talk to me again, you wet wipe.
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: Never talk to me again, you wet wipe.
by Fr*nch Weirdo 69 May 15, 2023
Get the Chess mug.One of the world's oldest games, chess is classified as a board game, but is more like a mental sport, and is actually a massive example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. No matter how good you are at the game, you still suck, even the greatest players know they suck, and if you think you are good, you most DEFINITELY suck. All chess tournaments are competitions of who sucks least, everybody sucks to some degree, unless your name is Magnus Carlsen, and even he sucks next to a computer. It is believed (though not proven) that a perfectly-played game of chess will always end in a draw, and when someone wins, it is always because the other person fucked up.
Most people, due to pop-cultural osmosis, know the basic rules of chess, but know nothing about how to actually play the game. This frequently results in people who have a modicum of skill thinking they are "good at chess" because they've only ever played "regular" people, then when they try playing against actual chess players, they're in for a rude awakening.
If you get into chess as an adult, you will discover that 8-year-olds regularly whup your ass forwards, backwards, and sideways at the game every single time, but at least you can go home knowing that you have had sex, and they have not (though, this is also questionable if you are a chess player).
Despite the growing popularity of chess since COVID, and recent attempts to reach out to women, any given night at a chess club is almost guaranteed to be a sausage party.
Most people, due to pop-cultural osmosis, know the basic rules of chess, but know nothing about how to actually play the game. This frequently results in people who have a modicum of skill thinking they are "good at chess" because they've only ever played "regular" people, then when they try playing against actual chess players, they're in for a rude awakening.
If you get into chess as an adult, you will discover that 8-year-olds regularly whup your ass forwards, backwards, and sideways at the game every single time, but at least you can go home knowing that you have had sex, and they have not (though, this is also questionable if you are a chess player).
Despite the growing popularity of chess since COVID, and recent attempts to reach out to women, any given night at a chess club is almost guaranteed to be a sausage party.
I play chess because I hate myself.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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