The time of the day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.
Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight, it's cocktail hour.
Or
My favorite time of the night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.
Or
My favorite time of the night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.
by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024

by ScomTott September 28, 2021

When you drink a packet of mayonnaise and it reaches to your rectum just as you’re getting an anal creampie.
by MayoBartender November 24, 2021

A cold beverage , that is usually drank in the evening with friends or family.
Also contains two words cock and tail. This anomaly could confuse people around the world.
Use this term wisely.
Also contains two words cock and tail. This anomaly could confuse people around the world.
Use this term wisely.
by r0berrt0_prujeM January 25, 2022

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

A brazillian cocktail is where u wait for someone to have diarreah then use a plastic straw so it doesn't get soggy and insert the straw into that person ass and drink the shitty liquid like a cocktail
by Big Kirby January 20, 2021

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.
by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023
