Carson

All around badass and is also known as big dick Rick after 7 teas he is in touchable

Carson Oh yeah I have met big dick Rick

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Carson

Carson is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He is also very very unbelievably dumb. When you try to tell him the answer to his incredibly stupid question he will argue with you and say it is wrong. He also very cocky and thinks he is the best at everything. Also he thinks he can get any girl he wants, but when you tell him that you don't like him he gets extremely rude and acts like a complete ass. Overall Carson is a very nice person and not the greatest friend either.

Girl 1: Ugh look it is Carson.
Girl 2: He is so annoying, did I tell you he asked me out the other day?
Girl 1: No, what did he say after you said no?
Girl 2: He said that I looked like a frog and he was joking.

Girl 1: Wow, he thinks he is so cool

by person22244446 December 5, 2019

Carson

A very muscular man with a pectoral gap and has a big ass that he likes to spread aggressively while hitting squats.

Oh look it’s a Carson he likes taking pre up his ass

by Four big guys May 11, 2022

Carson

A stupid gay guy who loves raping my bro Kadin even Kadin doesn’t like it and even Kadin is gay.
He is annoying disgusting and would kill to have anal with Jesus Christ.He has a microscopic pp actually he might even have a vagina.Carson is so gay

Did you see Carson?

Yeah I saw him raping Kadin again and some other dudes

Yeah he also raped my dog

by BigPPman42069 January 26, 2020

carson

born in a car

mom: hey were you born in a barn you left the door open again

carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom

by bessy1234 March 28, 2019

Carson

they are sweet, kind, cute, and funny. If you have a Carson you shouldn't take him for grated. He will kick your ass if you are mean to his friends and especially his girlfriend and don't ever touch his girlfriend or you two will have a problem. Carson takes love seriously you will regret it if you break his heart and Carson picks the right girls to like they are strong, independent, and the best of the best but she is definitely the strongest girl in school!!!

Carson is the best!

by panthom July 5, 2019

Carson Brown

A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.

“Why am I so strong?”
Oh, that must be a Carson
carson brown

by Greasylord November 12, 2018