matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

matty cakes by fagggatron November 22, 2021

turkey cakes

2 females scissoring.

Them girls gonna be turkey cakes tonight.

turkey cakes by Hitter18 March 12, 2022

Pan-cakes 

cake made in a pan, fluffy and yummy

Pan-cakes are fluffy and yummy and tastes amazing

Pan-cakes by PhantomOfNyx March 25, 2022

Zebra Cakes 

Referring to the stretch marks on a booty, usually on a Black woman, but not limited to.

The stretch marks are usually in a pattern on the booty cheeks, that resemble that of a zebra’s stripes.

Usually a term of endearment.

Oooo, look at them cakes that got stripes. Those are some nice zebra cakes

Zebra Cakes by Moebee May 21, 2022

Pride Cakes

When two homosexual men scissor butthole to butthole.

I walked in on my friend Michael giving Dave the best Pride Cakes of his life.

Pride Cakes by Axel-Rod June 8, 2022

cummy cakes 

a very very yum person that is just SO amazeballs yk?!&/@/&: like they're the best person to ever exist and deserve all the minions in the world!! also just the person with the best feet to ever walk this universe. they're someone who deserves cum in their name because they're just freaking amaze balls and great and yeah

yeah cummy cakes is such a hot beautiful and cummylicious person yk?!

cummy cakes by catsarecoolasballs June 19, 2022

dave cakes

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)

person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint

person 2: ikr

dave cakes by daves cakes lover August 25, 2022