Appley Bridge

Located 3.4 miles outside of wigan, England, Appley Bridge is a pleasent hillside village which is seen by many as a pleasent place to live. Its pleasentness is complimented by lack of chavs, hillside-ness, quiet village-ness, and its friendly youth population.

Did I say youth population? Oh yes, by day, they are fully civil, sentient, caring human beings but at night, they stem fear into Appley Bridge via the vein of living out the prime evils that lay deep in their subconscious, which contain ideas for acts of terrorising the non watching population of the village. These horrid acts of fear include stealing flags, traffic cones, random pro wrestling competitions in back gardens, drinking, and generally, burning down the fucken house. And, quite frankly dear, they don't give a single dick riddling shit if the ice cream melts.

Legend has it that you cant be physically harmed in Appley Bridge. It attracts around 2.3 people a month due to this legend, but of course, it isn't true.

Wife : "Yo bitch, I heard you cant get physically harmed in Appley Bridge!"

Husband : "Would you please shut your fat tits up about Appley Bridge?"

Wife : "...bi'tch, imma fuck you up"

by Stevib July 15, 2006

finsbury bridge

the female Barse, the bit between the snatch and the brown eye

when 'accidentaly'taking your lass "up the wrong'un" you have succeeded in 'Crossing the Finsbury bridge'

by Stugbat April 22, 2006

Braga Bridge

when you're about to cum, you take a piece of scrap metal and insert it into the girls pussy creating a cold and bloody sensation.

I almost gave my wife a Braga Bridge Last night.

by NoFelixZone August 8, 2015

Local bridge it

When someone wants to or has killed themselves by jumping off a bridge.
Originated in a school full of depressed people who laugh at their problems instead of dealing with them in a healthy and productive way.

Depressed person: "I'm gonna local bridge it at this rate"
Normal person: "There's a bridge you can jump from not far from here"

by ImNotJay February 18, 2019

holcomb bridge middle school

A shit hole that everyone thinks is ghetto but if you go there you’ll realize that only the bathrooms are ghetto.

She goes to Holcomb Bridge middle school? Ew that place is ghetto

by Fuck pseudonym February 22, 2020

Rainbow Bridge

A variation of a sex act known as the Eiffel Tower (see Eiffel Tower). Where your partner gets a tattoo of a paw print of the deceased cat/ dog on the her back (most commonly on the shoulder blade). While banging your partner doggie style, you place your hand on the paw print tattoo. Some people report a spiritual connection with there deceased pet while performing the Rainbow Bridge.

The room suddenly became cold and the nostalgic smell of their deceased dog, Dexy, filled the room when DJ and Lauren performed the Rainbow Bridge. The experience made the couple misty-eyed.

by Over the Rainbow 12 October 21, 2021

go to the bridge

A line taken from Knights of the Old Republic II, meaning to complain about a nominal and easy task that is only a minor inconvience to the people involved. It's use it such that saying conveys that you have no good reason to not do what you're asked, other than that you'd prefer not to.

Original-
"We have to get off this ship."
"Well, we'd have to go to the bridge....and that's the only problem I can see with this plan."

"Can you mail this for me?"
"I would, but...Then I'd have to go to the bridge."

by LenKu Amada November 9, 2008