Always bet on gay.

Gays are good at everything.

"How did you know that he will win?"

"Oh, I always bet on gay."

by Cswmcwipwsohm February 29, 2020

Bet

Has 2 definitions :

1 . To agree with something, a synonym for "sure" or "okay"

2 . To doubt about something that seems very fucking weird or gay.

(First example)
Mom : Honey! The food is served, come down now!

You : Bet.

(Second example)
Your friend : I have the n word pass, I can say it whenever I want.

You : Bet that you have it, you need a nigga like me.

by The fucking n word May 7, 2019

Muzz Bet

When you put on a bet that is so ridiculously small, it's almost not even worth putting on.

Person 1: Lads, I've stuck 45p on Aubameyang first goal scorer at 5/1
Person 2: Why have you only done 45p?
Person 1: I'm skint. I got steaming and spent £32 in McDonalds last night
Person 2: That's such a typical muzz bet

by bigfatcamel January 12, 2022

Schrodinger's bet

When you make a bet in poker but you're not sure whether it's a value bet or a bluff. Generally a bad idea.

He just made a Schrodinger's bet with pocket 7s on a board of K54Q, what a fish.

by PhotonZ July 22, 2024