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Piss bet

A wager, typically a sporting event, that is placed before one retires for the evening. Commonplace with the 50+ male demographic from the Midwest, the Piss Bet gives the individual the satisfaction of checking on their Westcoast wager, while making their trip to the toilet at 2am.
Johnny K. has had a nice lil Saturday. Just caught a three-legged parlay, now it’s time to sync up on a Piss Bet. Does Hawaii play tonight?
by HerbDove21 March 11, 2024
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A northern phrase describing when something is certain - a sure bet
"was Jeffrey Epstein murdered to keep him silent?"
"You can bet your bottom bollock he was!"
by The Accuntant March 20, 2024
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Bet

A truly meaningless comeback with absolutely no use at all and shouldn't be allowed to be used. Bet is a comeback only people at the age of adolescence. It's a bad comeback generally; you're only trying to make yourself look better.

Person 1: hey you stupid idiot
Person 2: fight me
Person 1: bet
Person 2: *beats the ever living shit outta them*

Overall, only losers will ever say bet, and almost everytime you beat somebody in a game, race, whatever it is, you may hear this work of modern art. Don't use this word. Ever.
"bet I'll win you later shithead"
by Leaf0 March 21, 2024
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italian bet

a bet you never fullfill
an unkept promise
She lost the bet, but when I asked to settle the score, I only heard excuses. it must been an italian bet.
by c4tman June 25, 2021
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