Ben is the guy you want by your side in every situation. He is warm, strong but tender, loving, inspiring and an annoying CUNT!!!
But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
But...... in his lonely time staring at black painted walls, he likes to imagine he has friends. All the friends he could of had if it wasn't for his imaginary girlfriend Hannah. This is what a Ben is and if you ever get to meet one....... well you wont they are boring.
(dad) Have you got a friend called ben?
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
(son) (looks at him confused) You know they have been endangered for the last 10 years.
(dad) Oh yeah!!!! (surprised look) ever since they have got rid of all those black painted walls.
by shlongmeister April 5, 2019
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