country beer

A delicious, balanced, intricate, complex, moderately tart saison brewed by Suarez brewing.
Dan: I am going to Suarez this weekend
Rob: get a two bottles of every country beer they are selling, they are wonderful.
by Neuhaus blending January 01, 2020
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beer poached

having a 'still good' beer taken from your reserved table/bar space by a friend or stranger whom may have mistaken it for their own, or perhaps just a douchebag that has formed an art of the technique.
Person A: "That asshole totally just took my beer..that whore!"
Person B: "Looks like you just got beer poached."
by EViL2uCe February 19, 2010
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Beer Thirst

The need of beer. The longer one goes without it, the worse it gets.
A: "Man, I need a beer. Feels like I haven't been out drinking for weeks!"
B: "You got the beer thirst!"
by scuzzie August 05, 2009
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Betis Beer

When a bottle of beer is placed inside the rectum, and the top is broken off, inside leaving shards of glass in ones anus, whereupon the beverage is then consumed by anyone.
Hey did you hear that John just drank a betis beer an hour ago.
by Flahugulus Bouglar July 19, 2019
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shitface beer

any cheap alcoholic beverage that is cheap, found at your local 7-11, and is produced and consumed soley to get you shitfaced drunk ex colt 45, hurricane, golden thunder, olde english 800, King Cobra, etc . it is usually purchased by gangstas, truckdrivers, kids who wanna get drunk fo cheap, and straight up drunks who are too poor to buy anything else. It is also usually drank from a paper bag to avoid detection.
That bum just bought some shitface beer so he can get shitfaced and forget the predicament that he is in.
by vladimir23456 August 25, 2005
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Shower Beer

A beer drink whilst having a shower. Useful for pre-loading, but also great for sexy time; combining the awesomeness of shower sex with the delicious taste of beer.
Girl: come join me for a shower beer?
Guy: I am there, with my beer.
by Katie P's Marky Mark May 04, 2019
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Beer Funeral

Drinking so much beer that you fucking die. But like, super hard dying.
Danielle broke up with her boyfriend and had a bad day at work. Sounds like she's going to have a beer funeral when she gets home.
by jesus peatz March 24, 2010
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