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beef drapes 

The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.
Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her vag piece.
beef drapes by bossross December 9, 2008
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beef hole 

A way of describing a womans vagina... what's between the beef curtains
I pulled apart her beef curtains and stuck my dick in her beef hole
beef hole by Ms B April 1, 2008

Beef ring 

After Gert ate dem chips with cheese and fire sauce, his beef ring was tore the fuck up.
Beef ring by Dr. Gert B. Froab October 17, 2007

Beef-Curtain 

Large, flappy labia.
"Dude, look at those hangers! She's sporting a real beef curtain."
Beef-Curtain by G-Dawg May 27, 2003

beef pit 

He put his penis in to my well greased beef pit.
beef pit by Jesus Soldier June 11, 2006

beef stro 

When a trashy girl dies her hair and it turns out the nasty color of beef stroganoff.
Keefer: Hey LG, that girl's hair is raunchy.

LG: Yeah dude, it looks like my dinner last night.

Keefer: Yeah, just like beef stro!
beef stro by KeeferLG November 27, 2007