Gold mining

When your partner eats corn and then shits. You then grab each turd and try to snort the kernels from the feces into your nostrils.

“Damn Jason ate corn for boys night out, maybe his wife is going gold mining tonight.”

by Shane21 April 15, 2019

hidden mine

A synonym for the anus.

Bro, I finally got to have sex with her in her hidden mine.

by Cody4947 September 8, 2019

underground mine

A dark place where mentally disabled people are sent to work.There they perform work tasks like sleeping and having sexual intercourse with dogs.

You look like shit you look like you've just come out of a underground mine

by Suckmysausage May 16, 2018

Coal mining

Eating Scott Morrison’s (current Australian prime minister) asshole.

Jenny (ScoMo’s wife) went coal mining last night

by Papa’s Gourmet Sus January 1, 2020

Jerky Mining

The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.

"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"

"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"

"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"

by Kurdaitcha February 2, 2020

Land mine

Bombs with a foot fetish

'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."

by catwithrabies February 2, 2020

Butter mines

The main business in the village of crossens a very valuable and lucrative business.

Ah shit I can’t play Xbox joe I’ve got a shift in the butter mines

by CEO of the butter mines April 3, 2020