Dick Beers

Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.

Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard

Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"

"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"

Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"

"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"

by VicDamone13 July 16, 2020

magic beer

When you are at a bar and your near empty beer is magically replaced by a full beer. The person who replaces said beer is either someone buying you an unrequested drink or a friendly bartender

- I set my beer down for like two seconds and *tada* magic beer

- I hadn't planned on having another round but I got a magic beer

by Broken_lunchbox January 11, 2009

Beer talk

False enthusiasm created by a heightened sense of happiness from being inebriated.

Andrew: So bike ride Wednesday no bullshit?

Jake: Is that beer talk? lol

by D-Giggs November 4, 2015

Beer Equity

Man law that states that, in a defined group of men, you may not order a new beer until every man in that group has finished their drink.

Dude, finish your drink; Beer equity says I can't get a new one until you finish yours.

by Mister Macabre April 1, 2011

Day Beers

A bit like normal beers, except you have them during the day

Why don't we take a wonder in around lunchtime and get a couple of day beers?

by A.Anon January 28, 2013

Beer Condom

When drinking too many beers can dull your sensitivity and prevent a climax, much like a regular condom would.

After hours of intercourse, he still couldn't climax due to his Beer Condom.

by MommaDRox January 9, 2016

Beer Ponce

Someone who enjoys (and will go to great lengths to seek out) real/craft beer at the expense of substandard, mass-produced fayre. They will often denigrate popular beer brands and judge the character of a person based on the ales they drink.

"Don't get Big Steve a Carlsberg - he's a beer ponce and will think you're a generic knobhead. He'll get apoplectic if you unironically say 'Carlsberg is probably the best beer in the world' - so get a pint of that 'Monk's Relish' porter instead"

by theslaughterhouseblog December 28, 2019