nobody asked

a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.

person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up

by harrypotterfanxxxxxxxxx6 March 24, 2023

Who asked

A rhetorical question, often used by the toxic people in our day.
When people use the phrase “who asked?” It could be because
the person is not interested in what you are saying or simply
because they want to be narcissistic in their opinion or
just want to bring you down with a toxic blow when all you
Wanted to do is to share a conversation. Below is a list of examples
to defend yourself from this unoriginal and nonsensical phrase.

Example 1:
Jim:I have completed all my homework in a day!
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:No one asked whether I asked.

The ultimate defense.

Example 2:
Ted:Who asked?
Jim:Does anyone have to ask?

Hit it to them straight to their face and they’ll have their mouths strapped in no time.

by MargarineDub February 3, 2023

Who Asked?

A statement used when you are losing an argument or when you're in a bad mood and someone says something you don't give two fucks about. This should not be used in an argument and anyone who uses it is an imbecile. An argument is when two people have a disagreement and attempt to get to an understanding. If you say "Who Asked" you're essentially building a brick wall in front of the other person with no way for them to respond. Is your ego really so small that you can't take losing an argument? What was the point in all of this? Did you really win the argument? Because when you use this statement people know you don't have a good comeback to what the other person said. Overall you did not grow as a person. You did not learn anything new. You did not reach an understanding with the other person. And even then, saying "Who Asked" also technically contradicts yourself because nobody asked for your "Who Asked" so the other person could also say that too.

1: "My mom died."
2: "Who asked?"

by Xx_-Booty_Warrior-_xX February 21, 2023

Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

by Idontsuckcock November 6, 2023

When did we ask

When that one person says something no one asked and someone says when and they say what time and the person says “did I ask”

When did we ask in a sentence

Yadiel: *insert something no one asked here*
Jordan: when
Yadiel: yesterday
Jordan: did we ask
The whole class: DAAAAAAAAMN
yadiel: *cries*

by JDMF December 22, 2023

Who asked

When someone has no life and this is the only comeback they could only think of

A: You want coffee or tea?
B: Who asked?
A: Wha-
B: Who asked?
A: I just did

by anonymous January 7, 2024

Ask him out

Ask ur boy crush out and confess love to him so u can get together and they have to say yes no matter what

Me:look ask him out
😍:umm u like me
Me:yeah but u can't say no
😍:sure

by Ask ur crush out him January 24, 2024