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Alan Elterman

Amazing, smart, god

his kids will be amazing and he looks even better.
Loved forever and ever
Brittney elterman and Alan Elterman made beautiful kids named carter and ava
by BrittneyE. August 12, 2011
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Alan

Alan is the greatest guy I have ever met. Even thought he can seem a bit serious at first, he is actually very funny and will do anything to cheer you up when u have a bad day. He’s my bestfriend and I know I can count on him any time I need to.
- My best friend is an Alan.
- OMG you are so lucky!!
by katrn November 23, 2021
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alan

Alan. my crush. I'd suck his dick in an instant. he's the hottest and greatest person to exist
"Alan. my nigga. quite literally my nigga I'm gonna marry him"
by bigblasiantiddies June 9, 2022
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Alan

Nunca se emborrachen con el es el amigo que termina muy borracho y se olvida de quién era, es divertido, carismático aunque también es algo mentiroso. Le cuesta decir las cosas tiene un súper caparazón y nunca se deja ver cómo realmente es. ¡Ánimo Alan puedes ser tu mismo!
Es Alan el chico que estaba ebrio en la anterior fiesta
by Aleacimbad November 25, 2021
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alan riverer

Joke from AvM fandom. Beck=river so basically Alan Becker
A: hy do u watch alan riverer?
B:u mean alan becker???
A:ye
by Why do i even exist September 10, 2023
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Alan

Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.
The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.
by Suckmyd69 December 7, 2020
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Alan David

Alan David is one of the most amazing guys that you will ever meet, guaranteed. He is sweet, gentle, kind, strong, sensitive, and caring. He always puts everyone before himself and he never gets mad at people. Everything that he says is something that he means. You should always trust him. If you ever get a chance to meet a Alan David, be careful of what you say and do around him, and don't ever let him go. You may never get him back.
by ADR1702 November 23, 2021
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