African Neck Warmer

The act of a man eating out a chick while she deficates on his neck. This producing an African Neck Warmer.

Larry: "Sally sit on my face so I can eat you out."
Sally "ahhhhhh yea"
Larry While mouwing down on Sally's pie "Shit on my neck bitch!!

Sally "Oh you want an African Neck Warmer

by Metal Mulisha April 12, 2010

African Vagina Roulette

Noun.
A pastime where one goes to Africa with one or more buddies and proceeds to 'Nail Hookers.'

This is done to see whether one has caught the HIV disorder due to the outbreak of the Human Immunodeficiency Virus among the population of Africa.

The proceeding day after the deed has been done, the one or more buddies would take a test to search for possible STD's. If one has contracted the virus, then they would lose, if both/all contracted the disease, then the winner would be the one who lived longest before developing full blown AIDS.

Eric: Hey man, you wanna play some African Vagina Roulette? I'm bored.
Nick: Sure, but lemme drink some milk real quick, be right there.
~72 hours later~
Eric: Holy balls, let's not do that again, my Ho got kinda scary.
Nick: Yeah dude, I think mine took off a layer of skin.
Eric: Okay, well, wanna get tested now?
Nick: Ummm... yeah, I guess....
~2 weeks later~
Eric: BYAH! I WIN Motherr Fkuerr!
Nick: Aww...... Wait, where's Brian, didn't he come with us?
Eric: Oh yeah, he's dead, his hooker killed him... A while ago, where've you been??

by God McJesus February 19, 2009

white african american

A person of white South African origin, currently residing in America

I'm white african american. I was born in South Africa, but got American citizenship.

by dildo777 September 27, 2018

African American in the Lumberyard

Same meaning as "Nigger in the woodpile" just more "politically correct." It means there is black ancestry (or Native American) in a white person's "bloodline."

Suzie had a great, great, great uncle who was a black man. He is said to be the "Nigger in the Woodpile".

With all this political correctness, you can't say there's a nigger in the woodpile anymore, you have to say there's an African American in the Lumberyard.

by HfromGA April 16, 2008

South African Sub

It is when a Black man takes a shit and a white man cums on it. The white mam makes lines on the sub so it looks like a sub. You may add lettuce and tomatoes and such but after you do all of that you put it in the freezer and when its frozen you take it out you let it get less cold and then you eat it. Most people do it while on a picnic

That south African Sub me and John made yesterday was delicious!

by russianmonk November 21, 2013

African Bobcat-ing

to growl and/or hiss like a bobcat and then lick the back of your hand while standing in a large group of people

*while standing in a long line at Six Flags*
John: *hissss...growl...lick*
Mike: ...what the fuck?
James: dude, he's just african bobcat-ing

by Sir Peaches McCream November 23, 2011

African Meat Locker

Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.

Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.

by Jholder45th June 6, 2020