by Masked.Astronaut January 29, 2022
Get the Alanmug. 
A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.
Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.
What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.
I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.
I bet that Alan shaves his armpits
by The Gazelle 16 August 22, 2023
Get the Alanmug. Alan refers to a male child, usually white. Other traits include but are not limited to above average rapping skills, doing Emo hair, Savagery and Banging your Hoe.
Sama is a Japanese honorific which stands for Lord.
Sama is a Japanese honorific which stands for Lord.
by xxxbangyourhoexxx September 17, 2017
Get the Alan Samamug. 
Pulling an Alan is when somebody tells everyone a personal secret that no one is supposed to know just because you're in the wrong
" Well thats why you're pregnant"
" You were supposed to keep that private."
" You're pulling an Alan right now!"
" You were supposed to keep that private."
" You're pulling an Alan right now!"
by pussymonster042 September 21, 2023
Get the Pulling an Alanmug. A guy with a huge dick. He does track and run fast. A nice caring person, when you piss him off a lot he becomes aggressive and you eventually get humiliated. He becomes stronger each time a person treat him like shit. Just wants peace and no disturbance. Not a male slut and doesn’t like goofy ass brats bothering him. Sometimes he will even roast you and become funny.
“Alan is a nice person.”
by Jtay23 January 24, 2024
Get the Alanmug.