satan black

As dark as Satan

The person had hair like Satan black

by Phantom Sis May 11, 2015

Satan's lube

When you eat some flaming hot cheetos and use your spit as lube for vaginal or anal sex.

Dude I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and gave my wife the ol' Satan's lube last night.

by Cheetoeater666 May 25, 2018

satan's closet

somewhere you go that prolonged exposure to can and will result in injury, death, imprisonment and or an STD
a place where evil dwells.

that is the last time i got to satan's closet. that place is off the hook.

by mar'scorpio February 17, 2010

satanic pussy

A satanic pussy is a woman like figure with a very hot dick that loves being shoved into, yk...

Girl: like what you see?
boy: thats a big satanic pussy....

by ijustwantfriends._ August 09, 2021

Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 28, 2022

Meme Satan

A idiot who has no purpose in life, He just acts funny using other jokes from the internet and somewhat changing

it in a shitty way. His life was filled with unstoppable torture/unappreciation and he changed into the horrible character when he started getting smarter at life in school.

You fucks don't appreciate Meme Satan, go to hell
Tell us a 2018 joke, Meme Satan

by overlordissomewhatdead December 27, 2018

Satan Smasher

A special technique used during sex where the male douses his dick in gasoline then lights it on fire and proceeds to analy smash his victim all while doing it with a coffin.

Guy 1: You know Kelly?
Guy 2: Yeah didn't she die recently
Guy 1: Yeah you wanna know why? Cause I showed her the Satan Smasher.
Guy 2: Fuck...

by Solidus62 September 18, 2017