Mike Jones

One of the more recent rappers, who sounds like he's got a mouth full of marbles and can't breathe through his nose.

* Has completely runed his teeth and will never again be able to go through a metal detecter without setting it off ever time.
* Grimmaces to "show off" his horrible teeth.
* Shows his teeth in every other scene of every one of his music videos.
* Can't seem to do anything other than repeat the same lines over and over again.
* Has to express the fact that he's famous now and wasn't "back then."
* Seems to think he's hot, when he himself says he hasn't changed.
Mike Jones: before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the ice was in my grill, before the-

A Better Rapper: Learn to rap or SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006
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King Mike

Tell dark handsome Dominant Male who speaks his mind.

Hated by many because of his integrity and brutal honesty.

Loved by many because of his brutal honesty and integrity.
He has the charm and the appeal to be like King Mike.
He also has the ability to be an ass like King Mike.
by King Mike Da Dom December 04, 2019
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The Mike Tyson

Upon whispering sweet nothings to your sweetheart, you jizz. This tenses your jaw, which inadvertently tears off her ear. Oops.
Accidents happen, Kevin. Even though you pulled The Mike Tyson, she's got another ear.
by Steve Shifty Shaft January 17, 2011
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Re-Mike it

The act in which a person re-does a chore or activity because, it was not up to their standards. In many cases this person may be considered to be too much of a perfectionist. This could be from a parent, friend or other acquaintance.
I just loaded the dishwasher, and dad re-Miked it… Again, He always has to Re-Mike it.
by ACS1991 June 13, 2010
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Mike Mulderrig

A bisexual legend who was part of the reality show Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club. He covers himself in food on his YouTube channel, MikeMGTV, which he now does because of the bread incident on Lindsay Lohan.
Is Mike Mulderrig cancelling Lindsay Lohan again?
by Mjolvera February 03, 2021
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Mike McRibbed

Putting food (preferably meat) down a seat in someone’s car and not telling them about it, creating a untraceable odour.
Joe who were those guys I drove home last weekend?They Mike McRibbed me!
by Smillyman4 October 24, 2018
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Mike Webber

A name given to the best bar managers in the world.
"Have you checked out the Stadium bar yet?"
"No, but I heard they have a Mike Webber there so it must be awesome and perfect!"
by God4bid December 15, 2011
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