Shit the bed

In making an error, or something bad happening the expression might be used. As Shitting the bed its self could be the worst thing ever.

GW.Bush:Erm..soz tony but there werent any weapons of mass destruction.

Tony Blair:..Shit the bed

by Josh. S April 22, 2005

shit the bed

shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.

My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Bed-level

1. Bed-level refers to a female who is seen as the same thing as the bed she has sexual intercourse on.

2. Whore
3. Treesh

Yo that girl is bed-level.

by Longdickstyle123456789 February 10, 2021

bed potato

u jus lay in bed all day and only get up for washroom breaks, or when you have to go to school

im such a bed potato

by bedpoatoe// April 7, 2021

Barbie Bed

Another name a maxipad.

I need to stop by the store and pick up some Barbie Beds.

by SGGp2 October 4, 2010

tin bed

laying in bed as though made of tin like the tin man from the wizard of oz

nigga we need to go lay tin bed; im laying tin bed with tara gail yo

by jwowww December 21, 2009

beds for bensons

a shop in grenock scotland which provides beds for homosexuals

shop assistant; how can i help you sir?
customer; i am interested in buying a bed
shop assistant; we only provide beds for bensons
customer; i am a benson, i have a wife but no children, and i dont really care for football and never have
shop assistant; ok sir, right this way
customer; bed dooins

by poorlyendowed March 14, 2010